TO YOU FROM ME

Hello all,

Let's have a lovely 2011.

Love,

Hermen

親愛的三色台,

是這樣子的, 當我看到你的「讀心神探」promo時, 我還以為The Mentalist終於出第二季. 而且改了名, 不再叫「心計」

嘩你知不知道你抄得多像? 同樣的mind reading, 同樣的捉人小動作, 同樣的mind reader加格格不入的警隊同僚, 唯一不同的是沒有Red John和每集一case, 以及林保怡沒Patrick Jane甘有型囉. You know what? 你真係唔係抄得好多je.

其實你都沒抄得太多je, 第一集開首林保怡教人read micro-expressions (微表情), 都不是抄The Mentalist的, 只係抄另一套你沒播的外國劇Lie to Me之嘛. 你真係沒抄喎. Aiya, 之後林保怡講的一堆mind reading theory, 連那些examples, 都是從那本FBI教人讀心術的書照抄出來之嘛. 今次只是三合一je. 而且之後都是個啲男歡女愛. 你.真.係.真.係.沒.抄.喎.

我有少少問題想問你呀:

1, 係唔係播左讀心神探, 就唔會再播The Mentalist season 2呢?

2, 如果播The Mentalist season 2, 是否會改名, 不再叫心計, 而是讀心神探2呢?

3, 如果你播The Mentalist 2, 可唔可以同讀心神探同一時段播放呢?

4, 最後一問: 其實你係咪以為睇明珠台的人就不會睇翡翠台的呢? 定你以為觀眾都是傻的呢?

Dear Rafa,

Hey dear, sorry that I didnt manage to witness your match against Novak Djikovic last night.. the match was broadcasted at 4am in Hong Kong and it was too painful for me to stay awake so late.

(Actually... I did set the alarm clock and did sleep in the sofa in the hope that I would wake up on time. However I didnt sleep well and at last, at 3:38 am, I had to creep back to my bedroom praying you good luck)

Enhorabuena! I have been following you since your first Grand Slam (Yes, the 1st Roland Garros) and have witnessed how you rise (2008: 3rd Roland Garros, Wimby and Beijing Olympics) and fall (2009..dont wanna mention that anymore. Anyway.) It is such a great moment for all those who support you to learn that you have earned this championship. To us, it is not just about having a Career Grand Slam that brings your career to the next level (it is important, though.) It is about overcoming bad times and depressions in life and telling people, "Hey!! I'm still here!!!"

It is a perfect demonstration to tell people: you rise, you fall, and you stand up again.

Probably that's why people love you.

Gracias.

PS, that language website you mentioned previously... is not working.

PPS, update celebration pictures would you?

You are Legend!

就看有沒有人幫我印了

給你和你和你和你

這是昨晚"等訓著"時腦袋中突然浮現的文章 (唉, 靈感到, 記掛著如何將它發展下去. 結果又花了一些時間才能暗自己訓)

現在不會寫,要待到五月

因為這是要送給各同學的文章, 當是畢業禮物 :)

Cheer up (Adopted from my FB #1)

this is an oldarticle that i posted onto my facebook last year; old but cool (fine at least from my point of view) hope you enjoy it

唔好唔開心啦.

這兩個星期身邊實在有大多人depressed的關係(okay Hermen included)所以實在有必要為大家打氣一番. 建議如下:

1, 聽歌. 但聽歌也有兩種方法, 視乎你鍾意哪種:

方法一: 不停聽會令人開心的歌. 我的recommendations有Mika, Lily Allen, Jason Mraz, 方大同, 一部分的周杰倫, 一部分的陳奕迅, 一部分的中島美嘉, 一部分的Ivana Wong, 一部分的楊千嬅, 我的童年時代的Disney, 一部分的周柏豪及鄭融, 以及一堆soundtracks, especially soundtracks of Cashback/ Once/ Step Up/ Om Shanti Om. 如果你懷舊, 你更可以撈埋Louis Armstrong, John Lennon, Judy Garland...同埋好耐之前好紅的R Kelly同埋好耐之前的Mariah Carey. 係Good ga.

方法二: 返其道而行, 不停聽慘歌, 越慘越好, 更加要對証下藥, 一聽中晒心事好hurt呀好hurt呀個隻. 要non-stop loop. 當你聽夠一百次, 一萬次之後...你會厭, 你會唔想聽落去, 你會想聽其他歌, 到時你就可以去返我張recommendation songs list. 你一聽, 會覺得啲歌okay wor, 感覺幾良好wor, 好喇你依家開始loop 呢張list; 我正式宣佈你康復．

2, 護膚. 好好好我明白你係好忙ge...你有幾多日唔夠訓? 你的皮膚又有幾差? 行入廁所, 好好洗一個面, 用磨沙膏磨一磨死皮做埋深層清潔，敷一個保濕面膜: 記住, 一定要保濕. 記得只可以敷15分鐘, 唔係會有反效果. 敷完面膜之後記得用toner, 臨訓前要用保濕cream. Repeat 幾次之後, 你會發覺自己好樣了,人精神了, 脫胎換骨了, 感覺再世為人了, 心情好了.

3, I know I am demanding, but 請夠訓．

4, I know I am contradicting, but 請搵一日早起身, 趁住朝早仲涼涼地, 人不多, 行落街好好感受一下那種寧靜. 你會連心都靜埋, 之後你可以do nothing, 純粹感受; or you can do something, 好好思考一番. 如果你有得著, congratulations.

5, 朋友. 同朋友講, 同單單一個講得, 同晒甘多個講又得. 真係朋友, 會俾你講, 會容忍你repeat 又repeat 個幾個point. 記住朋友係甘用的, 係用來互相依靠互相支持的. 不過要make sure 個啲係真朋友. 明啦.

6, If you want some alcohol, tell me, then I'll make you a Hermen Cocktail. 但只限一杯. 我唔會俾我的朋友亂飲的.

籍此多謝在我失意時支持過我的人. 多謝.

Cheer up.